| 1 | Brian earns a living as a full-time: |
| | beekeeper
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| | prison guard
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| | liturgical accompanist
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| 2 | Brian graduated from Northern Illinois University, where he earned a: |
| | full ride volleyball scholarship
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| | bachellor of music degree
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| | nice side income as a barber
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| 3 | Brian currently lives in Elk Grove Village, IL with: |
| | His wife Violet
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| | 47 guinea pigs
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| | the very real fear that life as we know it is but an illusion
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| 4 | A man of many talents, in addition to playing the piano, Brian also: |
| | yodels
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| | plays the clarinet
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| | can comsume 25 7-Eleven hot dogs (smothered in the self-serve nacho cheese) in 5 minutes
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| 5 | In high school, Brian was a big fan of: |
| | high school
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| | Gary Coleman
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| | The Moody Blues
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| 6 | Brian's childhood brush with stardom is: |
| | playing an extra in the the marching band scenes in the film 'Lucas' (starring Corey Haim)
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| | as a 6 year old, modelling with child tv star Johnny Whitaker ('Jody' on Family Affair)
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| | an appearance on the local news, being escorted out of Comiskey Park after allegedly kicking the mascot 'Rhubarb' in the shin
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| 7 | Brian often spends his spare time: |
| | hanging drywall
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| | going to the movies
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| | swimming in an ocean of regret
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| 8 | The lowpoint of Brian's musical career is: |
| | having 1200 people walk out in the middle of a song
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| | Being rejected for the role of Greg Brady on an audition for a SIlver Platters tribute band
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| | not having a music career
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| 9 | Brian recently wrote a song about spending a day in: |
| | Hel, Poland
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| | solitary confinement
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| | denial
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| 10 | Brian's musical influences include: |
| | Ben Folds, Elton John, The Flaming Lips
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| | Cannibal Corpse, Insane Clown Posse, John Tesh
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| | no one. Brian does not and never has listened to any music of any kind
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